So in case you guys didn’t hear because you had more important things to do this weekend than follow celebrity gossip, like take a nap on the couch, Reese Witherspoon arrested Friday for allegedly mouthing off to a state trooper while her husband got busted for a DUI. I always thought Reese was way too wholesome for my tastes, but apparently I was wrong. She even supposedly broke out my all-time favorite celebrity line, “Do you know who I am?” I just hope she threatened to get him fired too. That’s the last square I need on my Celebrity Arrest Bingo card.
