I was out the other day enjoying some adult beverages when a really hammered chick in heels she could barely walk in and a tight tube top of a dress showed up to hit on me, or at least try, I couldn’t understand her drunken slurs. She may have been asking for directions. Anyhow, her breasts looked exactly like Audrey O’day’s do in these pictures. Alright, maybe not exactly like this, they weren’t tanned and I think they had some sangria stains on them, but they were all squished up like this… So close enough. What was my point to this story? Boobies!
