I know that Christie Brinkley is like 59 these days, but I dare you to look at these shots of her at the South Fork Natural History Museum Benefit. And speaking of natural history, I’d like to get up close and personal with those Christie Brinkley breasts. I don’t know what the hell is going on here, but strange things are still happening in my pants. I think it moved. Seriously, the woman is fifty-nine years old dammit…. This is not normal.