Meet the hottest Celebrity Leaks X

Here’s everyone’s favorite big ass Vida Guerra on the cover of Spanish Maxim Magazine showing off, what else, her big ass . I always forget how much of a butterface she really is, my eyes rarely make their way up that far. I still like her though, she knows what works and sticks to it

Melanie Brown hosted the ‘Hot Bodies’ event at Tao Beach in Las Vegas… should’ve been called Hard Bodies because girl jacked and not in a good way. Those abs and body belong to a dude. Sorry, but I usually think Melanie Brown and her fake titties are pretty hot, but now she’s testing my sexuality.

Here’s busty milf Elizabeth Hurley showing us exactly what you need to hold up a dress. In case you haven’t guessed what it is, it’s a pair of gorgeous big boobs . F@#k she’s hot….

Here is Bar Rafaeli from Elle looks pretty damn sexy. Anytime you have a girl teasing us with their tongue is alright in my books…

Here’s Brooke Hogan with her big fake tits stuffed into a nice little sports bra at Mcdonald’s after what I’m sure was a grueling workout.  I’ve been to Mcdonald’s once or twice in my day and I’ve never seen any half naked chicks in sports bras, unless you count that one time but I think

Here’s Heather Graham topless  showing her big cleavage and her big boobs hanging outat some charity poker event in Las Vegas. …However, one thing that is doing well is her tasty cleavage . Thank goodness for that. …

I think Monica Cruz even hotter than Penelope Cruz and frankly, I hope she steals all her future roles. Unless someone’s brave enough to write a screenplay that tells the tale of two Spanish sisters who like to get it on. I know it will never happen, but it already has in my mind…

Here’s Gemma Atkinson in hot lingerie for the latest issue of Zoo Magazine . I don’t know about you, but this reminds me of shit I saw in the early 90s?!

Here’s  Leighton Meester in her nice black bikini giving us a nice little peek at her “Special talent” that I’m sure got her more than a few call backs in Hollywood. I like this girl, she’s cute and bangeable all rolled into one….

Here is Padma Lakshmi at the White House Correspondents Dinner wearing a nice see through dress and showing us just how hot Top Chef could have been. At least I learnt how to make a delicious black bean and mango dip…