Here’s my favorite hot nobody Courtney Stodden topless but covered showing off her massive new funbags in lingerie in Nuts. And while I’m obviously loving the spread, just because Courtney was on an episode or two of Celebrity Big Brother UK before getting kicked off doesn’t mean that now the Brits get to claim her for their own. They’ve already got enough famous busty blonde nobodies, and we saw her first. So hands off and respect the dibs. This one’s ours. Enjoy the view!