Considering all the times I’ve said that Nicole Trunfio is pretty much my perfect woman, you’d think that the Australian model would be my future ex-wife by now, or at least a Twitter girlfriend. But love works in mysterious ways I guess. Anyway, I think I might need to move on soon, because Nicole’s so good looking that it’s starting to become bad for my health. According to my mom, I’m going to go blind if I keep this up.
